The Poet

Who is No One?

A Polymath

Hello from The Universe of some mystery in another. Welcome to my Portfolio & Internet Display Case for the Canon & Art of my life.

The work for me began February 9th 2013 - while i went through the inspiration of dropping out of college in order to become a novelist & sane. The 10 years since that initial splat became the formation of Youth wondering the paths of everyman. The goal has been & remains to become the most accomplished Polymath who ever lived by the relativity of our cultural & technological suite.

Fields of Study & Creation

Novelist / Newspaper Publisher

I’ve published two books - one nonfiction / Civics - & the other is a Children’s book.  The World Peace Bomb - Civics - by No One The Poet, was the first published book.  You can find it in the Art Store.  The Boy & The Cat - is the second book, & you can find that pinned on my Twitter @NoOneThePoet.  My 10 Year Poetic Metaphysics & Utopian Masterpiece is near the acquisition stage of a literary agent.

Inventor / Game Creator / Builder

In-between - The World Peace Bomb, Civics - & my personal paperwork i have over 70 pages of endless goldbergings.  Quizzical or Quacktical, world changing or Sidisian (Referring to Sidis’s Genius but also obsession with Mundanity, be squared in reference to his Book on Street Car Transfers), genuine but never desolating tinkering’s of two dozen fields. I have a Card Game on the way, No One Metaphysica, published games in WPB, & a video on YouTube about a game - The Peace Timekeeper.  As far as Building is categorical to this, just go with it.  I have been building since i was a child, nicknamed Bob the Builder by my 3rd grade teacher - prophetic in her Name & Nickname.  I’ve built some 10 foot wings out of PBC with the anatomy of some bird, Boats out of Cardboard, Sculptures of Fence, 40” by 50” Silk Screen Canvas’s, a 4 foot opening Pyramid Display for a Book Review, Potato Cannons that fire nerf darts, an 8 foot 3 sided desk, & more.

Cinematographer / Video Editor

If pictures speak a thousand words, go watch the flickers & find the Age of Man Today & Forever More.  YouTube me - No One The Poet, & add to that - The Peace TimeKeeper.  You can find me on Instagram, under one of 8 accounts, but easily at @NoOneThePoet.  Try also @NoOnePainter.  

Philosopher / Metaphysics / Psychology 

Ahh yes.  The Value of Bias: Philosophy.   The Art of our Time in the Truth of Creative Math: The Data of Physics -  Metaphysics.  The Science of the Human Condition & Spectrum of Function: in Social & Cultural, Artistic & Philosophical, & Animal / Neurobiological suite:  Psychology.  I began thinking about the most important question i’ve ever come across around 18.  Who Am I, is an interesting question - but - How Do I Think, is much more deterministic.  Anyone can list variables of identity, even write books in that establishment as i have.  But knowing how you think, in specific functional grammar for the description & action of our Focus, is rare.  The meta-metrics of your thought unitize Agency, how patterns of variable weight are valued & foundational with machinable language & meters of focus, how the definition of Art is the bias of life & that you can ballast impossibilities of cubist & impressionistic Truth, is far more than a measure of linguistic reason tangible by the English Language as it is bound today.  It has taken ten years & most of the sanity & insanity of my Youth to get - Progress of the Poetic Kind, Philosophy - to the end.  That book is seeking an Agent who is very creative & willing to navigate a dozen novel canon feats which are unimaginable & substrative to print. Yeah this paragraph is not all that elegant, & that’s my fault - but the mystery of mistakes, of our very Art, deserve no notation for those who don’t deserve the benefits of seeing better in others.

Fashion Fanatic / Demon of Art

You’re asking if i dress well, enough for you to notice me - no one.  Quote me, en-sentenced freely, if you see me, in some shade of society quietly, do not defeat me, or this career of a loners philosophy.  

Painter 

I’ve been drawing since i was a child.  I only started painting at 27 - 2 year’s ago.  My style is defined by change & innovation.  I started by recycling famous Art - a philosophy i created because of the interest in expanding legacy & reusing beauty.  Those Art pieces are like none in the world - multilayered Vinyl Stencils & Spray Paint.  Each piece pushed the boundaries of what i could do & had done.  Then i moved to Free Hand Painting, Painting on Mirrors, & then my Math Series Triptych.  I have also done Woodblock’s - 3d Printed Woodblocks (the only prints of its’ kind in the world, minus one example) - Lot’s of Street Art in Frames, Tags with Acrylic Molotov Pens, & Traditional Stencils.  

Scientist & Mathematician

I hate Science & i’m bad at Math.  I hate Science because the people who practice are lauded & usually don’t care about the consequences of their eternally Universe defining paper.  I’ve written solutions to this in my Philosophy Book.  I am bad at math because i disagree with it artistically & am frankly pretty stupid when it comes to in head calculations or rote numerical memorization.  I’ve changed both fields in ways that deserve books to describe - & an ethics committee to test because I believe that should be a part of The Scientific Method.

Photographer / Photoshop Editor 

When i was 16 or 18 i bought a Digital SLR & took a photoshop class at school.  in the years since i’ve taken 5 to 10K images on various cameras & have been practicing the Art of Orchestrated  Light with gusto.  You can see some of these images on my instagram, yes i have 8 accounts, @QuoteNoOne.  I do all of my own photography / editing, & for that matter all of the requisitions of my career in Art.  I am not an award winning photographer or editor of accoladed note, but i love to do it & will get on the floor to do it every time.

Lexicographer / Conlanger / General Linguist

I’ve coined over 25 hundred words for a supplemental dictionary to the English Language - with up to 100 to 250 of those words being establishments of Metaphysical Grammar that i hope steep with the tea of Polyglot acrolect.  In the terms of general linguistics, I prefer a reservation.    

Musician / Rapper

The Highest Art is the Painting of Time, & Music to me is the blood of humanities, the beat of life in a heart drum, the inspiration that makes language a math in rhythm & theory never undone when sung,   It’s one of my most important dreams.  

Poet

The inspiration & perspective it takes to be here, & there, in two dozen career paths is poetry.  the truth of the field is the Art of Perspective, with & without language.  Poetry is the power behind my time, my time with power, & the consequences of choosing this lifestyle.  When i am pain, poetry frames sanity in the museum of America.  When i don’t pick up the broad or specific brush of the greater Art to detail life, i loose the rare or too potent, the delicate life binding string of My mysterious novelty, i understand this moment without Math.

Journalist / Blogger / Quipper / Historian

Ten years ago, February 2013, i found a dedication to  journal in a small book that inspires hundreds of millions.  I’ve often thought that’s why i might call myself kitten sometimes, but either way it makes me happy.  In the strange helix of our solar canon / cannon through space since then i’ve written 3 to 4M digital words, filled some notebooks with tittling dittles, & found out that we really don’t respect the Whore Lex but i will.  The First book i published was started on Blogoodles.com as a solution to preserving my identity in an easily accessible & more permanent place.  3.5 years later, some 25 or 30 blogs, & i’m comfortable saying i’ve been a Blogger before this job disappears if it has not already (it has).  Quibs or Quotes or whatever consonant grammar you accept for wit, is the blade you meet after deciding to masochize (masochistic) your legacy from speaking terms with humanity.  Those who Journal - Blog -  & Quib are historians, insane or repellent, bashful before darkness or delinquent on the world stage.  I’ve done a pretty good job for & by myself.  

Culinary Artist / Recipe Creator

I’m not a great chef, but i do know ingredients with the creative courage of my conviction.  I struggle to make recipes turn out the same each time, it seems very Douglas Adams to me.  But if you want a reference for how i reinvented the cheeseburger for America, or Omelets, indeed the 25 recipes i am published for - they are in my first book - The World Peace Bomb, at the back.  Don’t understand this paragraph in diminishing metrics for the truth about my knowledge of the Art.  I have taken professional classes, attended every class offered for culinary arts in high school, even worked in the cafeteria.  I am just lousy on the stage of gut practice.

Computer Scientist / Futurism / Utopian Metrics / Internet Inventor 

Ahh, i hate the internet.  I wrote a 10k word chapter in The World Peace Bomb discussing the BluePrint of the Internet for Noobs.  & in Progress of the Poetic Kind, Philosophy - i have tried to reason Metaphysics to the protocols of Computer Science.  Progress of the Poetic Kind, Philosophy - is a Utopian Futuristic book which also reinvents the internet in some of its’ allegories.  The internet & other early machine life is either compatible with humanity & the planet or it must be redesigned before it deserves the respect of the label of Life.  As any Ecosystem relies on the harmony of its’ various measures of life, so must computers & the internet.  

Systems Analysis / Day Dreamer / Civic Expert / Fixer

Oh man, sometimes i think it would have been more intelligent to be a farmer & a fisherman.  At least then i’d know less uncertainty between the day’s, less complexity between the fields & waters of thought - i figure the Art of that LifeStyle is more certain & pure, more simple & nutritious in lure.  The Psychology of Civilization, in the Systems between us all, is a day dream & novelty of time well spent.  But i really would like to retire before i’m 32.  3 years further is good enough for you & good enough for the world if I want that.  I really want to raise a family, to sit on the dock & throw out a line with a kid, to know better in my time.  

Know that be that

No One Poet

No One Poet

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